“I just wanted to call about the two guys that went by me when I was on my bicycle Friday, got right beside me and just laid on the horn. To anybody that doesn’t believe a bicycle belongs on the road, you need to read the driver’s manual. It’s Page 29.”

“I called early this morning when my neighbor’s animal woke me up at 5 o’clock. I called the sheriff’s department and the dispatcher, she was so rude to me. She was talking down to me, like I was nothing. I told her, ‘Look, I’m a citizen.’ She said, ‘Well, I am, too.’ They have no right to speak to us like that.”

“Just wondering how many military men and women killed in Iraq and Afghanistan has the flag been flown at half-mast for.”

“I’m glad that caller called in about men looking like bums, that Don Johnson and the razor blades. Now I wish somebody could call in and let me know why women go in a beauty shop, spend $60-$75, come out looking like they got a wet mop throwed over their head.”

“My husband and I both have repeatedly called about a dog being abused. It’s ... in Killen. It looks like it’s a bull mastiff. It’s tied with a chain. Why is nobody doing anything about this dog?”

“People in Heathrow Apartments does not want a Walmart. I live in Forest Hills and I don’t want a Chinese embassy on the end of Cox Creek Parkway.”