“I am so tired of getting cards in the mail and phone calls that the warranty on my vehicle is fixing to run out. The joke is on those people because my vehicle is 16 years old.”

“Motorists, turn your head lamps to on. No, it won’t drain your battery if the motor is running. And check your messages later.”

“This is about guns and mental health. We must be willing to pray for all people, whether it be the Sandy Hook shooter or the pastor who killed his wife. Dear God, help us to understand what’s causing this. Please, Lord, let’s come together and disarm our nation.”

“I just read where the teachers possibly could get a 10 percent raise, and it said some state workers. I sure hope I’m one of them, because I haven’t seen a raise since October 2008. Everything goes up but my paycheck and I work for the state, too.”

“I was calling in reference to that cop that killed that deer over there in Muscle Shoals. Just wondering what he would have done if he would have caught somebody else shooting a deer on federal property and if that person shooting that deer on federal property would have been charged with a felony.”

“When you put guns in school, I guess we’ll have to homeschool our own children.”