“I am so glad to hear that the tourism visitor center will be made so high that it won’t be affected by the floods, and that the visitors can either swim out to it or take a boat.”

“Here’s a tip for the single mother of two that can’t make ends meet. Quit your job. Then you’ll qualify for all the welfare programs that are available. Then you go back to work part-time and off the books to supplement your income. That’s the Chicago way.”

“On behalf on the adaptive and therapeutic program funded through the Muscle Shoals Parks and Recreation, I want to extend a big thank you to Mayor Bradford and all who help with and make this program possible. It’s growing and thriving due to our wonderful director.”

“These dumbbells in Congress, I’m talking about the Republicans, threatening to cut off salary of the representatives and the senators if they don’t pass the budget. If I made $174,000 a year, by now it wouldn’t make a whole lot of difference to me one way or the other.”

“I wonder when the mayor and the council in Muscle Shoals is going to address the problems they’ve got in the Police Department. There’s several of them there that’s major problems and should be addressed by the mayor and council.”

“I’m calling about an article in the paper Monday about Obama’s insurance. That’s going to be a holy mess. People are going to wish they’ve never heard of Obama when that comes through.”

“My comment is that the first time one of those people get bit by a water moccasin down at McFarland Park for this center they’re building, they’re going to be hanging a for sale sign on that place and getting out of there just as fast as they can. There’s no way in the world they’ll ever run the snakes off from down there. That’s the worst possible place in Lauderdale County they could have chosen to build the center. That’s a big mistake.”

“To the single mom raising two children, I hope that you are also receiving court ordered child support for your children. This should help you a lot. If you’re not, please go get it.”

“I see where all you Democratic smokers are going to love Obamacare. You can always quit work.”

“You know, it’s simply amazing what an election can do. The Republicans are beginning to sound a whole lot like the progressive agenda that the Democrats have been trying to push forward for years. So, congratulations. Join the wave. It’s a wave of the future.”

“Well, the gays are now still complaining about Chick-fil-A. I don’t think Chick-fil-A asks any of the customers that come in there, well are you gay or are you straight? They don’t ask those questions. If you want to go eat Chick-fil-A, go eat it.”

“Why did the president go to Las Vegas to make his speech about immigration? This trip just adds dollars to our trillion-plus debt. This speech could have been made from the White House.”

“When immigrants come to the U.S. they bring their gangs, graffiti and sloppy and unkempt houses. They overcrowd our health departments for free care. They get free school lunches. They get special privileges at school. Why? They drive cars with illegal car tags, no insurance. When they have a wreck, they run. They do not pay taxes. Why do we bend over for them? I think when they come into the U.S., regardless of age, there should be a time to get legal or to leave.”

“Why is it that the general manager at Sheffield Utilities was replaced and demoted and a new general manager hired to take his place, but can still draw the same salary that he was drawing? Seems like management always is able to have the news media blame problems on high bills, on employees and benefits, but if management is a problem, you never cover it. Think about this the next time you pay your utility bill.”